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Clean Funny Jokes: Christian Pickup Lines

Posted on 08 April 2008 by Radu

1) Nice bible!cheesy_pic_up_lines
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus? Me too!!
4) God told me to come talk to you!
5) I know a church where we could go and talk!
6) How about a hug, brother?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. 8) Christians don’t shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
9) Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11.
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” … how about dinner?
14) You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean “do”
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) I don’t see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
25) What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

I’ve got to say these funny lines made me laugh. Try them at your own risk:))))
You can find a more extensive list at www.realchristiansingles.com

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