What would Jesus say if He had a Twitter account? Greg Stier pondered this question and he came up with few answers.
Here they are:
“Been hanging at the temple for the last 3 days. Mom and dad just found me. They’re ticked.”
“40 days without food. Satan doing a full court temptation press. Does he really think he can win?”
“Made a whip, flipped some tables and drove out a ton of religious rip offs. I love my job.”
“Just healed ten lepers,only one came back to thank me. Nothing worse than ungrateful ex-lepers.”
“5 loaves + 2 fishes x the power of God = Fish and Chips for 5,000! Thanks for your lunch kid!”
“Want to make Pharisees mad? Heal a guy with a withered hand on the Sabbath or just preach truth.”
“Got laughed at because I said a dead girl was sleeping. Guess what? She just woke up!”
“Judas just got upset that a former prostitute ‘wasted’ expensive perfume on me. He doesn’t get it.”
“Revealed my glory to 3 disciples. Moses & Elijah showed. Peter wanted to set up a tent. Crazy Pete!”
“Rode into Jerusalem on a donkey. Sure, they’re waving palm branches now. Give them a week.”
“Just rose from the dead. Can’t find my disciples. I heard they all went fishing. Go figure.”
“Showed Thomas my scars. He’s not doubting anymore.”
“Watching my disciples as I ascend to heaven. They look helpless. Will send Holy Spirit soon.”
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