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Men vs. Women – Funny Email Forwards

Posted on 27 May 2009 by Radu

Here is another funny clean joke that came to my email. NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave [...]

Don't Step On Ducks -Clean Joke

Posted on 29 April 2009 by Radu

This is another jock I received in an email. It is clean and funny:))) Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over [...]

What Would Jesus Twitt?

Posted on 21 April 2009 by Radu

What would Jesus say if He had a Twitter account? Greg Stier pondered this question and he came up with few answers. Here they are: “Been hanging at the temple for the last 3 days. Mom and dad just found me. They’re ticked.” “40 days without food. Satan doing a full court temptation press. Does he really [...]

Clean Funny Jokes: Christian Pickup Lines

Posted on 08 April 2008 by Radu

1) Nice bible! 2) I would like to pray with you. 3) You know Jesus? Me too!! 4) God told me to come talk to you! 5) I know a church where we could go and talk! 6) How about a hug, brother? 7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. Christians don’t shake hands, Christians gotta [...]