Life\'s Journey! Radupasca.com » christian humor http://www.radupasca.com About the things I pondered and encountered along the way! Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:23:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Email Forwards: Biblical Humor http://www.radupasca.com/email-forwards-biblical-humor/ http://www.radupasca.com/email-forwards-biblical-humor/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:42:30 +0000 Radu http://www.radupasca.com/?p=1082 Related Posts
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]]> Following is another funny email forward that came to my email inbox. Enjoy this clean humor!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.


Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.


Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a Little prophet.


Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.


Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.


Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.



Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around  Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.


Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A.. Joshua, son of Nun.


Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the  Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.


PS… Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . ‘He-brews’


KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND! BUNCHES!!!!
Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

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